Shh, I’m listening to you
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Bomb-sniffer dog replacement
It is said that during pregnancy, you’re scene of smell is much stronger. So I propose pregnant women be used as bomb-sniffer dogs. No one would expect it, they just pass it off as crazy cravings ladies have, and then BAM! Arrested for drug smuggling.
I want to hang out with pregnant women, just as an excuse to try the weird things they crave.
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Out of context comment of the week:
Nothing’s fun if it sounds like something you want to do
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Anything that comes after the word pert is assumed to be slang for breasts.
A pert scone
Such a pert cup of tea
What a pert hairstyle
Wow! That car you bought is very pert
You’re cat looks very pert today
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